"When you're riding in a time machine way far into the future, don't stick your elbow out the window, or it'll turn into a fossil."- John Handy

"Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words - "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean ? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind." - John Handy

"Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what is I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny." -John Handy


Well it is Chicken Fest this weekend so if anyone is available come on down to Smithville for some good ol' poultry fun. There is a kids zone, games, penny sale (had to add that for mom), crafts, and entertainment. Oh and chicken. So come and have some fun. Mandy, the kids would probably enjoy it. There is a breakfast in the morning too. Dad and I volunteer at the kids zone from 11-1 and mom works the penny sale. Hopefully we'll see some of you there!!
JeSs