"Sometimes I think you have to march right in and demand your rights, even if you don't know what your rights are, or who the person is you're talking to. Then, on the way out, slam the door." -Jack Handy

"If you think a weakness can be turned into a strength, I hate to tell you this, but that's another weakness. " -Jack Handy

"To me, it's always a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, "Hey, can you give me a hand?," you can say, "Sorry, got these sacks." -Jack Handy

"I think there should be something in science called the "reindeer effect." I don't know what it would be, but I think it'd be good to hear someone say, "Gentlemen, what we have here is a terrifying example of the reindeer effect." - Jack Handy


This is just a shout out to the people with blogs (*cough *cough Kris and Mandy) who need to update. There must be something exciting to write about. look at me, I'm writing about nothing. By the way I was looking out for Laurie, Sam and Kohen at the Poultryfest. I was working one of the inflatables. Too bad. By the way Franie we need to hang out together soon. Remember our pact? Twice a week. And sometimes it needs to be JFK time. LOL If we can pry Katie away from the barn. If I'm willing to miss a day at the barn then I'm sure she can handle it. Maybe next week we can go to the movies and shopping. I need to spend money on other things other than my horse LOL. By the way family as I mentioned before there are two pups for sale at the barn I go to. Chocolate male for $450 and black female for I think $350. Ready in the next three weeks. I need them to go to loving homes. Dad won't let me have one. I want the chubbiest chocolate male. He is sooo cuddly. *Sigh oh well.