"Sometimes I think you have to march right in and demand your rights, even if you don't know what your rights are, or who the person is you're talking to. Then, on the way out, slam the door." -Jack Handy

"If you think a weakness can be turned into a strength, I hate to tell you this, but that's another weakness. " -Jack Handy

"To me, it's always a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, "Hey, can you give me a hand?," you can say, "Sorry, got these sacks." -Jack Handy

"I think there should be something in science called the "reindeer effect." I don't know what it would be, but I think it'd be good to hear someone say, "Gentlemen, what we have here is a terrifying example of the reindeer effect." - Jack Handy


This is just a shout out to the people with blogs (*cough *cough Kris and Mandy) who need to update. There must be something exciting to write about. look at me, I'm writing about nothing. By the way I was looking out for Laurie, Sam and Kohen at the Poultryfest. I was working one of the inflatables. Too bad. By the way Franie we need to hang out together soon. Remember our pact? Twice a week. And sometimes it needs to be JFK time. LOL If we can pry Katie away from the barn. If I'm willing to miss a day at the barn then I'm sure she can handle it. Maybe next week we can go to the movies and shopping. I need to spend money on other things other than my horse LOL. By the way family as I mentioned before there are two pups for sale at the barn I go to. Chocolate male for $450 and black female for I think $350. Ready in the next three weeks. I need them to go to loving homes. Dad won't let me have one. I want the chubbiest chocolate male. He is sooo cuddly. *Sigh oh well.

Hey Everyone,

Well I think I fixed the problem of my comments not allowing everyone. Well I just got back from the barn. I went there at 10:30 yesterday and spent the night. So much to do there. Got to ride my little lady Phoenix and help clean up the barn. Its never ending. Sounds like everyone had a good time Saturday night. Tons of partying. Anyways I gotta get to work. If anyone is looking for a dog there are some lab puppies at the barn for sale. Black and Chocolate. There is a black female and a chocolate male left. Super cute!! Ciao!

"Too bad you can't buy a voodoo globe so that you could make the earth spin real fast and freak everybody out." - Jack Handy

"I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they chose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas." -Jack Handy

"The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face." -Jack Handy


I love these quotes because they have no point to them. My friend got me into them. Well I am babysitting right now and we are watching Garfield. We just got back from a long walk uptown for some hotdogs and pop. She only ate the bun. But oh well. The hotdogs were good. He barbecues them everyday on the corner. Well my exams are all done, finally, which means so is school. I am SO happy. More barn time now. Except that means I'll be working more now too. Ok I don't know about anyone else but I LOVE the Garfield movie. Anyways I am just blabbing on about nothing so I'm gonna talk to you guys later! Bon Voyage!!!!
P.S: I love getting comments on my blog! So leave one if u can!

"When you're riding in a time machine way far into the future, don't stick your elbow out the window, or it'll turn into a fossil."- John Handy

"Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words - "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean ? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind." - John Handy

"Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what is I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny." -John Handy


Well it is Chicken Fest this weekend so if anyone is available come on down to Smithville for some good ol' poultry fun. There is a kids zone, games, penny sale (had to add that for mom), crafts, and entertainment. Oh and chicken. So come and have some fun. Mandy, the kids would probably enjoy it. There is a breakfast in the morning too. Dad and I volunteer at the kids zone from 11-1 and mom works the penny sale. Hopefully we'll see some of you there!!
JeSs

Ok EWWWWWW gross.. I go to go in the pool today for a nice little swim... and as I am wading around I look at the bottom and see all this crud sitting on the bottom of the pool. So I think that it is just dirt and we'll vacuum it up later. But no, it is nothing of the sort. It is bird crap!! Yes, bird crap. Is that not the most disgusting thing to be sitting my pool?? And sure enough, as I am staring down at the grotesque specimens, a black bird flies by with this smirk on its face. This must be the one dad is talking about. Now Dad wants a pellet gun for Father's Day. Speaking of that, it was great seeing everyone yesterday at Papa's and Grandma's. Lots of people sitting around on a super hot day. I'm done school for the summer now. All I have is exams this week. I was going to go swimming as a break from studying.. but noooooooooooo. Ok well thats my update!
CIAO

Sorry for not updating... I couldn't get on it for a while. Well nothing too exciting has happened lately except that I've been going pooper-scoopin at the barn alot and helping out with the hay. I have sooo much fun doing it. Now I have started part boarding so I am getting in alot more riding time. School ends on Monday and then I have an Art exam on Tuesday, History on Wednesday, and Science on Friday. Only 3 exams this semester so it is good. I need to get some studying in now. We have been doing a practical exam in Art and mine really sucks but I did well on the interview part of my exam so it should not be too bad. We've been watching Ferris Bullers Day Off in Careers and History. If you haven't already seen it then watch it, because it is funny. See if I did that, I would get caught and grounded for life. But I am a good girl so I don't do stuff like that. I have never skipped without a note. We are watching really good friends of ours kids all day Saturday so that is going to be fun. There are also going to be 8 wagons full of hay sitting at the barn I go to all day as well. So we'll be busy. Anyways, above is a picture of my beautiful baby :P (a horse), Phoenix. Oh and a few more NYC pictures. Ciao!

Howdy

Hey Everyone I was just bored so I figured instead of always updating my dad's for him I would make one for myself. Not too sure who's all going to visit it but hey if you do then great.